Be Prepared With The Emergency Zombie Kit

Because you just never know when your going to find yourself in the midst of a Zombie attack you should always be prepared. I keep an Emergency Zombie Kit under the seat of my Toyota Tundra just in case I take a wrong turn and end up in “Night of the Living Dead” or some other place infested with Zombies. Seriously folks, you just never know when you might have to go all Resident Evil on a gang of undead humans hellbent on having you for dinner. The kit itself includes a shotgun, shells, a knife and the lid doubles as a riot shield.

Remember your Boy Scout training: Be Prepared. You Girl Scouts, I hear Zombies like “Brownies” so just throw them.

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